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Alex. Pansexual. Single (surprise surprise). Addicted to electronic music and indie/post rock. Currently loooooving a band called MONO. Amateur writer. Follows back. Always. Always up for a chat. Love ya!

cyberaliens:

AU where instead of pumpkin juice, they drink irn bru at hogwarts

aaronify:

aliform:

I get sick of tumblr’s version of self care, which 90% of the time threads into this beautifully: go pet a fuzzy cute animal! pile up your favorite blankets from childhood and watch disney movies! take a nap! play a game from this list of cute soothings games! 

More realistically: go take a shower because it’s been three days. Wash the dishes that have been in the sink since last Friday that you can smell as soon as you open your door because rotting food stinks. Pick all your clothes off the floor because that’s where your entire wardrobe is and you’ve already cried today because you tripped over a sweater and realized the cat puked on it. Call someone who can give you enough courage to pay that bill you’ve been ignoring. Put away the crackers because that’s all you’ve eaten for two days straight. Apologize to the friends who are worried sick about you, and if you can’t at least let them know you are ok and need space. 

One of the most empowering types of self-care is responsibility, but tumblr just wants to sit in a closet strung with fairy lights and read their favorite fic.  

“Cute” self-care for “cute” mental issues. That’s not reality. 

Finally someone said this

coluring:
“i need this in my life
”

coluring:

i need this in my life

My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

the-morally-neutral-spiderman:

I guess I got the human halves of my parents. 

My sister was not so lucky.

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She has a really great personality.

aprilwitching:

vacantvisionary:

“you cannot fuck osmosis jones” has the same meter as “i do not like green eggs and ham”. someone get on this mashup, stat.

you cannot fuck osmosis jones

you cannot fuck him over phones

you cannot fuck him in real life

you can’t tag-team him with your wife

you cannot fuck him, that’s absurd–

he’s fictional, and he’s a germ

no matter what you might suppose

you just can’t fuck osmosis jones!

i’m sorry, dude, i wrecked your plan–

but you can’t fuck him, sam-i-am

rain-force:

“smile you are being filmed :)”

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dredsina:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

strawberitashawty:
“ im deleting.
”

strawberitashawty:

im deleting.

maccydoodles:
“Game of the year 2k15
”

maccydoodles:

Game of the year 2k15

asian:
“Friendship goals
”

asian:

Friendship goals


Me:
Fred you're lame

Fred:
shut up no im not

Me:
then why does your name rhyme with lame

Fred:
Fred doesn't rhyme with lame...

Me:
I said "your name" rhymes with lame. Learn to fucking listen man, that's why everyone thinks you're lame

soycrates:

I needed to buy AAA batteries but I accidentally bought AA batteries because the label says AA4 and I didn’t look at it closely enough >:V

angelshawke:

Jack: Holy shit, I was actually crying. That was just a round of misfortune!
Gavin: You killed two of us!